screenshots, no chaser #4

Today is one of those days where I’m left to hold down the fort while my co-workers are at an event. Naturally, I am using my time productively to get some work done  pretend that I don’t have to share a computer clean out the screenshot folder on my phone. Some of these are really old, some you’ve probably seen floating around the internet before, all of them make me laugh. Or, inwardly smile, at least.


What have you been inwardly laughing at lately?

don’t call it a comeback.. except that’s what it is

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Sooooo… how’ve ya been? I just wanted to come on here and let everyone (the one or two of you who stuck around) know that I’m here! I’m not even going to apologize for lack of posts because as much as I’ve missed it here, I’ve been seriously lacking in creativity, motivation and the general hilarity I’ve tried to always bring to this space.

I am going to try to not bring up what’s going on with my dad in every post, but it’s such a big part of my life right now, I can’t seem to help it. Hence why I’ve stayed away. He’s been home from the hospital for 9 days and it feels like 9 weeks. This has been, hands down, the longest week and a half in my life. Like, I thought June was a long month? June was a piece of cake in comparison. With all that’s been going on, I’ve wanted nothing more than to sit here and write and scour the internet for gifs but being funny and light hearted felt fake. I could pull that shit on instagram (which is also a bit neglected) but I couldn’t do that here.

Anyway, I’m going to try to get myself together over the next few days and get the creative juices flowing. Tuesday is my birthday; I’ll finally be sWeEt SiXxTeEn!!

i think the fact that i knw who this was determined that was a LIE.

i think the fact that i know who this was determined that was a LIE.

So, I’m here, guys. Just bear with me alittle longer. Isn’t it cute how I’m talking like I have legions of fans? I thought so. Whatever. I love and appreciate every single one of you. seriously.

Also, birthday gifts are definitely appreciated and if you need a list I’d be happy to send you one!


Quick little post


My director asked me to add a picture to a  brochure that is going to be given out to all of the new hires at orientation. Side note – for an institution that is in debt up to its eyeballs, why are we hiring new people? And why aren’t I one of them?
Anyway, I Googled a phrase to see if there were any related pictures and I came across this.  It made me laugh because sometimes I think I’m going to sign on to wordpress and a set of big puppy dog eyes is going to pop up on the screen with a message like “you came back for me!”
This is my second post in as many days. I’m on a roll.

While I have your attention, has everyone seen the Jimmy Fallon skit with Zac Efron and Seth Rogan yet?

How is Zac Efron so ridiculously good looking?

Hey Zac, you know what’s EW! ? Clothing. You really shouldn’t wear anything. Men’s clothes, women’s clothes, none of it is necessary on you.


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