I’ve had a bit of a #hardyhangover since watching Dunkirk. I mean, that (pretty much) second to last scene on the beach, in the turtleneck – it just does something to a girl. Turns out Mr. Hardy and myself have a bit of history. I wrote this post 4 years ago, to celebrate the year anniversary of meeting Pillow Lips. Here we are at another anniversary so I decided to share it again. I took the liberty of slightly editing it for clarity and cohesiveness. Also, don’t judge my writing. I think we can all agree I’ve improved since this was orginally posted. (a little bit, at least.) Enjoy!
It’s that time of the week again! #throwbackthursday! I decided to post this one here because 1) it’s about damn time I got back to posting and 2) it’s too cool for just an Instagram post. This week I’m not traveling too far back in my life. Actually, the event occurred only about a year ago. I’ll try to keep it short, but when I get excited I tend to ramble and this story makes me SUPER EXCITED. (2018 edit: it’s not short. i probably didn’t even try. or i tried too hard, whichever.)
Long story short – there was a movie being filmed mere blocks from my house. Lisa, Nicole, and I went to explore. There was some schmoozing involved. I may or may not have met someone who tried to kill Batman. And who wears a mask. And sounds like Sean Connery. But looks like Marlon Brando. Do you give up, or are you thirsty for more?
Drink up my friends:
If you couldn’t tell by those perfect lips that would be the one and only TOM HARDY. It’s unfortunate he didn’t flash his slightly jacked up but totally adorable teeth. And sure he looks exhausted and his costume leaves something to be desired but it’s fine because he was so down to earth which totally makes up for it.
If you would like to know the full (ok, slightly condensed) story of how this happened here it is.
Remember how a few posts ago I said that Lisa usually comes up with an idea and the rest of us usually just go along with it? Well, it was Lisa’s idea to walk over to the movie set and see if we could meet any celebrities. Nicole and I obliged. James Gandolfini is in this movie also so we really went to see if we could meet him. (sidenote: we said we were going to go back and we never did. hindsight is kicking my ass.) We found the trailers lined up in the church parking lot and within 10 minutes we were BFFs with the security guard. He showed us the cars that the actors would be shuttled back and forth to the set in. In my next life, I want to be a celebrity. The set was literally around the corner from the parking lot. Two or three beefy security guards would have been more than enough. Especially since Tom is totally unrecognizable in his costume. There was a small crowd growing and I was starting to get nervous because each one of the people had some Bane paraphernalia that just needed to be signed. Umm, no. After a few more minutes there was movement in the car area so we decided to walk back to the movie set. We camped out near some equipment, but more importantly, important looking people. Growing a set of cajones none of us realized I had, I waltzed right over to someone and asked if it would be alright if we stood there and watched for a while. He said it was fine but to be quiet and stay behind him. He wasn’t really that nice but that didn’t stop me from pressing further. “What are my chances of meeting Tom Hardy?” I asked. With a smirk he replied, “There’s a chance” Not satisfied, I continued “Like, on a scale of 1-10, I’m at a…?” Still smirking I got, “There’s a chance.” Fine. We’ll see about that.
We waited until we heard someone yell cut and be hauled ass down the block where we found a better view and nicer crew members. Nicole had left at this point but Lisa and I felt like we were to close to quit now. Feeling comfortable with our new friends I struck up a conversation with a cute hipster-ish production assistant (?)
me: what are my chances of meeting tom hardy?
him: it’s possible.
me: so like, scale of 1-10?
him: depends on you.
me: true. so do you think he’ll get hungry and need something from kraft services anytime soon? pointing to the kraft service tent
him: we just got back from lunch
me: right. so how about thirsty?
him: we just got back from lunch. you know he’s got a stutter.
me: no he doesn’t! does he?
lisa: how does he do his job then?
me: he’s an actor. he acts through it.
me (to my new friend): does he wet the bed too? he does not have a stutter.
At this point, he and his co-worker started to tell Lisa and I about the crazy fans that had stopped by. Including the thirteen year old that screamed that Tom could rub his beard all over her you know where. Stay classy, Marine Park. We were also getting dirty looks from some mean looking woman with a clipboard. A security guard also magically appeared who kept giving us the side eye. I was trying to listen to my new friends and listen to what was going on in the scene.
tom: there’s a dagg in your gahhbage can (the movie is set in boston, being filmed in brooklyn, acted by a british actor)
(2018 edit: lol, no it wasn’t. it was filmed and set in Brooklyn.)
All of a sudden our new friends told us that if we were going to make a move to do it now. UMM. WHAT? Lisa being Lisa marched right over to him as he walked across the street. He was laughing with a few of the crew members and I was totally paralyzed.
me: this is why she’s been my friend since first grade.
Lisa told him that I was a big fan and asked if it would be ok if we took a picture together. We took our pictures and Lisa made some small talk. She asked him if he liked Brooklyn so far.
I stared and smiled.
She asked him how much longer they would be filming.
I stared and smiled.
He asked if we lived close by.
I nodded. And stared and smiled.
He thanked us for “popping by” (ugh. so wonderfully British. also, he touched my elbow!). We were facing each other now. It was my chance to say something that would win him over. Dump his fiance and fall madly, passionately, deeply in love with me.
Here’s what I came up with
“Just so you know, I would have picked you if I were Reese Witherspoon in This Means War.”
SERIOUSLY? FACE. FUCKING. PALM. He chuckled and might have said thank you but really, what do you say to a comment like that? I guess it was better than my original idea. Before I figured out he was using a Bostonian accent (he wasn’t) I was going to tell him that I have the thickest Brooklyn accent out of anyone I know so if he needed help perfecting it I would be totally willing to help. Where do I come up with this stuff?
Our new friends were totally impressed with Lisa’s determination. They told her she was smooth as Skippy walking right up to him. They politely ignored my Reese Witherspoon comment, thankfully. Not knowing what else to do we said goodbye to our friends and headed home. Like I said before, we were going to go back for some more Tom Hardy action and to try to meet James Gandolfini but we never made it.
The movie is called “The Drop” and is supposedly coming out in September. Something tells me it’s going to be pretty dark and not what I would normally choose to watch, but from what I’ve heard the talk surrounding it is pretty good. And really, James Gandolfini and Tom Hardy? Come on. How can it not be?
2018 edit: The movie was…. dark? twisty? Definitely not my usual movie choice. At the end of the day, though, not many people can say they’ve met an Oscar nominee in their (small Brooklyn) neighborhood.