Ok. I know my last post was a survey and (surprise!) this post will be a survey. I am fully aware that this is not Myspace. However, I’m stuck at work and missing my beloved Superbowl commercials so I’m feeling a bit deflated, not unlike Tom Brady’s balls. (ba dum dum) i planned for this to go up on Sunday, obviously. unfortunately, life happened. so even though it’s now old news and football season is over, i had to leave that tom brady’s balls line in because i laughed way too hard for far too long about it. moving on…
What are you wearing?
Am I going to get dinner or a drink out of this?
Ever been in love?
Only with my mirror. Except sometimes it’s a jerk.
Ever had a terrible breakup?
How tall are you?
I’m in the neighborhood of 5’2″/ 5’3″
How much do you weigh?
Did this survey just ask me how much I weigh? Rude.
Nope. I go through phases of wanting one and then I wind up talking myself out of it.
Just my ears. And they’re crooked.
OMG so many. Mindy and Danny, Chuck and Blair, DJ and Steve, Ariel and Eric, Me and Zac Efron.
I named some of my current favorites here.
Backstreet Boys and One Direction are all I need.
Something you miss?
At the moment, Thinking Out Loud by Ed Sheeran. Of all time? there’s too many to name. Proud Mary always get me dancing though. Just like Tina.
How old are you?
27 and a half.
Quality you look for in a partner?
He has to be funny, smart, smells good. I touched on my ideal man here.
I wanted this answer to be a mix of smart and funny, maybe thought provoking, but I can’t think of anything that is just right. The only thing that is coming to mind right now is from my favorite pocket sized crooner, Bruno Mars. “I’m smoother than a fresh jar of Skippy.”
Again, so many. I think Meryl Streep is God’s gift to Hollywood. I love Anna Kendrick, Anne Hathaway, Leonardo “Where Is My Oscar” DiCaprio, Tom Hardy. Just too many.
Anything that sparkles.
Loud music or soft?
Soft. Unless I’m at a concert, and even then I sometimes think, ” Can’t they just turn it down a notch?”
Where do you go when you’re sad?
To the liquor store. Actually, no. I don’t condone drinking your problems away. I don’t usually go anywhere. I kind of just mope around until I feel better. pity parties for the win!
How long does it take you to shower?
I set aside an hour and a half to get ready for work. That’s showering, getting dressed, putting on makeup, the whole nine yards. I’m late probably 4 out of 5 days so the answer is too long.
How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?
More than an hour and a half.
Ever been in a physical fight?
Not technically. I was pushed but I didn’t fall so I just walked away.
Sense of humor, being smart without being arrogant.
Talking to me when I obviously don’t want you to, asking me a question and then cutting me off in the middle of my answer, bad teeth.
The reason I made a blog?
I wanted to start something and see it through to the end. Also, I got this idea in my head that somehow, someway someone with the ability to hire would see it and want me to work for them. Nothing yet.
Ugh. Again, too many. I’m afraid of everything.
Last thing that made you cry?
I’m feeling stressed at work (I know we’ve been over this) so even though I haven’t cried yet, I feel it coming.
Last time you said you loved someone?
The last time I spoke to my mom. I always tell her I love you before I leave or hang up.
Meaning behind your blog name?
I wanted something fun and young and chic and that’s what I came up with. I talked about that in my Liebster award acceptance questions.
Last book you read?
“The 12 Daves of Christmas” I got it for either free or really cheap on Amazon for my Kindle. It was really cute.
The book you’re currently reading?
Something Borrowed by Tina Reilly. It’s taking me fooooreverrr to read this book. Part of the reason is that I’m busier than usual and the other part is that I’m having a hard time getting in to it. I picked this one because the author’s name is really Martina and I wanted to show some support to my fellow uniquely named sister.
Last show you watched?
I have Everybody Loves Raymond on right now in the background, but the last show I sat down to watch was Jeopardy. Does that make me boring?
Last person you talked to?
The relationship between you and the person you last texted?
She’s one of my oldest friends who happens to live across the street from me. Nicole. it was Nicole.
Anything not nailed down. ha. no, seriously. I’ll try anything and usually end up liking it.
Place you want to visit?
We’ve definitely been over this. Anywhere and everywhere.
Last place you were?
I just got out of the shower so I guess the bathroom. But like last place I was before heading home? Work, aka Satan’s lair.
Do you have a crush?
Nope. I really, really want one though. Is that odd?
Last time you were insulted?
Oh please. I don’t consider myself one of those people who get offended at everything but I could probably say at least once a day I find myself thinking “Did they seriously just say that to me?”
Favorite flavor of sweet?
Lately I’ve been craving Air Heads all the time but usually it’s chocolate.
What instruments do you play?
I can’t even think of anything sarcastic to say. The radio? The pre/recorder? It’s been a while.
Favorite piece of jewelry?
My grandmother wore a small M necklace all the time. I remember asking her if when she died, would I get that necklace? Before you start yelling how inappropriate that is, keep in mind, I had to be about 3 or 4. 5 the oldest so I really don’t think I understood the concept of death. Anyway, when she passed away my mom gave me the necklace. I added the cross my godmother got for me when I was baptized and I haven’t taken it off since.
Last sport you played?
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH. Oh, I laughed from a good place.
Last song you sang?
I was lip-syncing to the Disney station I made on my Pandora earlier. Believe it or not, this helps me get through the day. So, if you’re having a bad day at work (or in general) just hop on to Pandora and make a Disney station!
Favorite chat up/pick up line?
Ok. I seriously had to Google pick up lines. Not because I don’t know what they are but because I’ve never had one used on me. Lame, I know. So here are a few that made me second hand embarrassed for people who use them.
- Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
- Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.
- Did you fart, cause you blew me away. (no freaking way)
- This isn’t a beer belly, It’s a fuel tank for a love machine. (um.)
Have you ever used it?
No. I could never.
Last time you hung out with anyone?
I went to brunch this past weekend for Lisa’s birthday. It was a good time!
Who should answer these questions next?
Anyone who wants to!
My next post probably won’t be a survey but since I can’t think that far in advance, I’m not making any promises. Anyway, I hope this one answered some burning questions you had about me.